News that's not news
Sometimes you read a headline like this: Study: Most Will Be Fat Over the Long Haul
Followed by a lead like this:
BALTIMORE - Just when we thought we couldn't get any fatter, a new study that followed Americans for three decades suggests that over the long haul, 9 out of 10 men and 7 out of 10 women will become overweight.
Oh, really? Gee, thanks, I needed an associate professor of medicine to tell me that gem of wisdom. Of course people get fat as they age--just look around! That's why one of my motto's is: "They all get fat."
My other motto is: "Everybody I meet is crazy until proven sane."
But even if you are eventually proven sane, you'll still get fat.
Most people are crazy and fat.
Followed by a lead like this:
BALTIMORE - Just when we thought we couldn't get any fatter, a new study that followed Americans for three decades suggests that over the long haul, 9 out of 10 men and 7 out of 10 women will become overweight.
Oh, really? Gee, thanks, I needed an associate professor of medicine to tell me that gem of wisdom. Of course people get fat as they age--just look around! That's why one of my motto's is: "They all get fat."
My other motto is: "Everybody I meet is crazy until proven sane."
But even if you are eventually proven sane, you'll still get fat.
Most people are crazy and fat.
posted by semite1973 at 6:48 PM
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