Thursday, August 11, 2005

Vampire Factoid

Here’s an interesting vampire factoid (BTW—I love words that end in “oid”) I learned last night whilst reading Memnoch, The Devil by Ann Rice: A vampire will perform cunnilingus on a human female, under certain conditions...

"Her menses. It was being neatly collected by a pad of white cotton between her legs. I let myself think of it now because the menses was heavy and the smell was overpoweringly delicious to me. It began to torture me, the thought of licking this blood. This isn’t pure blood, you understand, but blood is its vehicle and I felt the normal temptation vampires do in such circumstances, to lick the blood from her nethermouth between her legs, a way of feeding on her that wouldn’t harm her."

Vampiric cunnilingus—who knew?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever tried it?

8:40 AM  
Blogger semite1973 said...

No, but I'm a mortal. If I was a vampire I'd probably do it. It'd be a win-win situation for everybody.

10:24 AM  
Blogger semite1973 said...

Ironically, I’m about to donate blood. I have a 1:15 appointment.

10:41 AM  

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