Tuesday, January 03, 2006

I can't figure out women

But I'm not blaming women. Shit, I can't figure out myself. If I can't figure out me, how can I expect to figure out women?

Sometimes I wish dating was as simple as mating is in the wild. A girl gets into heat, squirts some putrid smelling urine substance on the ground behind her, I smell it, dig it, and mount. Or, I piss out some putrid smelling substance in a certain neighborhood or nightclub, a girl digs it, and let’s me mount her. Bam—done. Simple as that.

Then again, that would take the fun, intrigue and exhilaration out of romance, wouldn't it.

Oh well.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that was the logic behind Yves St Laurent and other perfume brands...

9:29 AM  
Blogger semite1973 said...

Could be... there is a lot of science out there that suggests that scent has a lot to do with attraction. I agree. The scent of a woman makes a huge impact on me; not necessarily her perfume, but her essence. If her essence isn't right, even perfume can't cover it. It's almost like some women's natural woman-scent can affect how the perfume smells on their bodies. I knew a girl who always smelled like a little flower to me.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew one who smelled like a raspberry yoghurt five weeks past its sell-by date.

5:26 AM  
Blogger semite1973 said...


5:32 PM  

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