Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Athlete's foot?

I think I have athlete’s foot. My foot looks normal, but it itches like crazy. I could complain and bemoan my wretched fate, but that’s not the kind of person I am. I prefer to see the glass as half full.

For one, I am athletic. That’s a good thing. A lot of people are not. Two, I have feet. Some people do not have feet.

I count myself as lucky, nay, blessed, to have athlete’s foot.

(Now, back to scratching my toes into a bloody pulp)


Blogger airforcewife said...

That's not athletes foot. Your feet have been infiltrated by zionist agents undercover who are working to take over your feet and mow down the olive groves between your toes.

The itchy symptoms are described in the medical section of the Protocols.

5:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Treat your symptoms with goatsmilk yogurt, and the fungi will clear up. A great natural remedy!


6:31 AM  

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